251 Amazing Would You Rather Questions for Guys

Would You Rather Questions for guys are usually quite exciting and somewhat tough, but that’s precisely what makes them so much fun too.

These questions can be asked at group hangouts, by a friend or by a girlfriend. They could be flirty, dirty or clean, it all depends on the theme and the mood.

The guy is expected to choose between two options, between this or that – and it’s not always easy to decide which one is best to go for.

Here are some of the most catchy, playful, kinky and complex questions for guys that would be fun to work with!

Clean or Good Would You Rather Questions For Guys

Clean Would You Rather Questions for guys

This category has some of the most random questions that you could ask a guy who you’re just getting to know or one you’re simply friends with. They cover topics such as life, family, and general interests – which you’d rather pick over which. They’re quite causal and simple, but some of them could still be tough to pick a definite answer for.

The following are Good or Clean Would You Rather Questions for Guys:

  1. Would you rather be a teen dad or have no kids all your life?
  2. Would you rather be popular in high school or be popular in college?
  3. Would you rather be an unpopular straight-A’s student or a popular and influential empty head in school?
  4. Would you rather be at home by yourself or be at home with someone who talks a lot?
  5. Would you rather have the superpower of flight or super strength?
  6. Would you rather have a lot of chest hair or have really full beards?
  7. Would you rather be really tall and ugly or short and handsome?
  8. Would you rather diet or exercise?
  9. Would you rather be a Boxer or a UFC fighter?
  10. Would you rather take a hot shower or cold shower?
  11. Would you rather do without your deodorant or without your cologne?
  12. Would you rather be treated for sexual exhaustion or go shopping with your girlfriend?
  13. Would you rather get a dog or cat?
  14. Would you rather be able to duplicate anyone’s skills or know their password?
  15. Would you rather be able to go through walls or be invisible?
  16. Would you rather have superhuman strength or superhuman endurance?
  17. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or walk through fire without getting burnt?
  18. Would you rather be able to heal anyone but yourself or be able to heal only yourself?
  19. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or hear animals talk?
  20. Would you rather be able to communicate in any language or be able to control the weather?
  21. Would you rather be able to travel back in time or be able to travel into the future?
  22. Would you rather be immortal or be able to control people’s minds?
  23. Would you rather be able to fly or be able to walk on water?
  24. Would you rather be an ant or spider?
  25. Would you rather be a baboon or an orangutan?
  26. Would you rather be a raccoon or a rat?
  27. Would you rather be a camel or a horse?
  28. Would you rather be in the line of a tsunami or a hurricane?
  29. Would you rather be a commander under Stalin or Idi Amin?
  30. Would you rather take codeine or weed?
  31. Would you rather be an alcoholic or a stoner?
  32. Would you rather listen to an audiobook or read a book?
  33. Would you rather be an only son or an only daughter?
  34. Would you rather go hunting or go fishing?
  35. Would you rather use your girlfriend’s toothbrush or not brush your teeth?
  36. Would you rather be bald or short?
  37. Would you rather use glasses or get contacts?
  38. Would you rather eat something spicy or sweet?
  39. Would you rather be friends with a jock or be friends with a geek?
  40. Would you rather go hiking or skydiving?
  41. Would you rather marry for love or marry for wealth?
  42. Would you rather win a Grammy award or win a Noble Peace Prize?
  43. Would you rather babysit or do chores?
  44. Would you rather have a British accent or have a French accent?
  45. Would you rather be the director of the NSA or the CEO of Facebook?
  46. Would you rather be respected or feared?
  47. Would you rather be a soldier on a tour of duty or an astronaut on a Space mission?
  48. Would you rather be an amazing cook or an amazing baker?
  49. Would you rather be in a dirty room or be in a stuffy room?
  50. Would you rather find old photographs or find spare change in your old trouser pocket?
  51. Would you rather go clubbing or attend a house party?
  52. Would you rather do online dating or be hooked up by a friend?
  53. Would you rather have a beautiful partner or a partner who cooks the best meals?
  54. Would you rather have a boring job that pays really well or an exciting job with low pay?
  55. Would you rather have a car with no air-conditioning or a car with no music?
  56. Would you rather be a womanizer or a drunk?
  57. Would you rather have an afro or have dreads?
  58. Would you rather be caught in a lie by your parents or girlfriend?
  59. Would you rather live alone or live with your friends?
  60. Would you rather lose your wallet or your social media account?
  61. Would you rather marry a foreigner or someone from your country?
  62. Would you rather wear briefs or boxers?
  63. Would you rather spend the day indoors or outdoors?
  64. Would you rather travel alone or with someone you know?
  65. After a bad day, would you rather rant to your Mom or Dad?
  66. After a stressful day, would you rather drink or smoke?
  67. During an Alien invasion, would you rather stay indoors or outdoors?
  68. Would you rather go on a dinner date or movie date?
  69. In the event of a divorce, would you rather live with your father or your mother?
  70. In your million dollar mansion, would you rather have an indoor pool or outdoor pool?
  71. Would you rather attend a hip-hop concert or a rock concert?
  72. Would you rather be a drunk or a junkie?
  73. Would you rather be happily married without kids or be in a rocky marriage with kids?
  74. Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed for a party?
  75. Would you rather be rich and famous or rich and unknown?
  76. Would you rather be Ironman or Batman?
  77. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with your crush or a pornstar?
  78. Would you rather donate to an orphanage or donate to a religious organization?
  79. Would you rather drink Vodka or Whiskey?
  80. Would you rather own a BMW or Benz?
  81. Would you rather eat a half-cooked meal or eat a half-burnt meal?
  82. Would you rather eat boiled or fried eggs?
  83. Would you rather eat a burger or pizza?
  84. Would you rather eat chicken or beef?
  85. Would you rather eat fried chicken or roasted chicken?
  86. Would you rather eat home cooked meals or Takeout?
  87. Would you rather eat only junks or only vegetables for a month?
  88. Would you rather find the cure for baldness or blindness?
  89. Would you rather find the cure for HIV or cancer?
  90. Would you rather own a Ferrari or Telsa?
  91. Would you rather get brain freeze from something cold or burn your tongue from something hot?
  92. Would you rather give up your smartphone for a day or give up food for a day?
  93. Would you rather go back 100 years in time or go 100 years forward in time?
  94. Would you rather go hunting or fishing with your father-in-law?
  95. Would you rather go on a fancy date or Netflix and chill?
  96. Would you rather grief alone or have your loved ones around?
  97. Would you rather have a coke or Pepsi?
  98. Would you rather have a gold tooth or gap teeth?
  99. Would you rather have a million followers on Instagram or a million dollars in your bank account?
  100. Would you rather have chocolate or vanilla topping?
  101. Would you rather have day-time shifts or night-time shifts at work?
  102. Would you rather have only bright colored clothing or have only dark colored clothing?
  103. Would you rather have overprotective parents or parents who never have your time?

Funny Would You Rather Questions For Guys

Funny would you rather questions for guys

These questions are great for lightening the mood and discovering just how quirky and playful a guy can be. Some of these questions would require one to have a healthy sense of humor. So make sure the guy you’re playing this game with knows how to take a joke.

The following are Funny Would You Rather Questions for Guys:

  1. Would you rather be chubby or be super skinny?
  2. Would you rather dress like you were in the 80’s or give up showering?
  3. Would you rather dress up as a clown or dress up as SpongeBob?
  4. Would you rather sweat a lot or spit a lot?
  5. Would you rather have really big eyes or use really weird looking glasses?
  6. Would you rather be caught singing in front of the mirror or dancing ballet?
  7. Would you rather be the tallest man alive or the shortest man alive?
  8. Would you rather drink your own pee or drink your own vomit?
  9. Would you rather have a tail or a horn?
  10. Would you rather have been born as a pretty little butterfly or a baboon?
  11. Would you rather have bad breathe or crooked teeth?
  12. Would you rather go on a date with a girl who burps loudly or one who picks her nose?
  13. Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher’s pet?
  14. Would you rather lick your sweat or eat sand?
  15. Would you rather have a funny accent or a weird family?
  16. Would you rather fall into a pool at a party or pour something hot on your crush?
  17. Would you rather be embarrassed in public by your mom or embarrassed in public by your grandma?
  18. Would you rather babysit for a child who won’t stop screaming or a child who won’t stop breaking things?
  19. Would you rather be pranked or have your girlfriend pranked?
  20. Would you rather blow your nose with your shirt or walk around with your nose dripping?
  21. Would you rather be pursued by a cat or be pursued by a bat?
  22. Would you rather have a bell ring everytime you fart, or every time you pee?
  23. Would you rather fight with ducks or fight with pigeons?
  24. Would you rather live underground with rats or in an attic with cockroaches?
  25. Would you rather be a well-known idiot or a nerd?
  26. Would you rather have three eyes or two noses?
  27. Would you rather have a very hairy face or a very hairy palm?
  28. Would you rather be a peculiar cowboy or an uncultured farm-boy?
  29. Would you rather have a freakish smile or a freakish laugh?
  30. Would you rather post an embarrassing picture on Instagram or send an embarrassing picture to your crush?
  31. Would you rather have man boobs or a big tummy?
  32. Would you rather date a girl with no boobs or a tomboy?
  33. Would you rather shower before someone who’s gay or never shower?
  34. Would you rather have a sneeze that never goes or a hiccup that never goes?
  35. Would you rather never shave or never use deodorant?
  36. Would you rather keep a diary or secretly own a lipstick?
  37. Would you rather have a pet lion or be a lion?
  38. Would you rather meet a fairy or marry a princess?
  39. Would you rather wake up with a new face or an entirely different life?
  40. Would you rather be kissed by a pig or be kissed by a skunk?
  41. Would you rather marry a really fat woman or marry a talkative?
  42. Would you rather have your head stuck in a bowl or your head stuck in a box?
  43. Would you rather burn your smartphone or burn your laptop?
  44. Would you rather be sleepy all the time or be really hyper all the time?
  45. Would you rather move at the pace of a snail or run every time you tried to move around?
  46. Would you rather meet an alien or meet a zombie?
  47. Would you rather be a pink zebra or a pink cheetah?
  48. Would you rather have really long teeth or no teeth at all?
  49. Would you rather swallow candies or drink blended cookies?
  50. Would you rather everyone knew you wear diapers or you wear bras?

Hard Would You Rather Questions For Guys

Hard would you rather questions for guys

This category has some of the most confrontational questions that might take a while to give definite answers to, but would definitely test how fast any guy is at reasoning and making decisions. These questions are mostly tough and portray situations that require making sacrifices, big or small.

The following are Hard Would You Rather Questions for Guys:

  1. Would you rather have an incurable STD or give the love of your life an incurable STD?
  2. Would you rather catch your dad cheating on your mom or your girlfriend cheating on you?
  3. Would you rather watch your father sleep with your girlfriend or watch your high school Principal sleep with your Girlfriend?
  4. Would you rather die by drowning or die by strangling?
  5. Would you rather hit your mom or kill your pet?
  6. Would you rather declare bankruptcy or beg your high nemesis for a loan?
  7. Would you rather be lost at sea or be lost on a deserted island?
  8. Would you rather work as a waiter and make peanuts or work as an assassin and make a lot of money?
  9. Would you rather travel to a strange land alone or with an ex who was a cheat?
  10. Would you rather have a rickety car or no car at all?
  11. Would you rather die in a plane crash or a shipwreck?
  12. Would you rather lose your girlfriend to your best friend or to your younger brother?
  13. Would you rather be a bad husband or be a bad father?
  14. Would you rather be born with no legs or no arms?
  15. Would you rather be a wild animal living in the jungle or a domestic animal living with humans?
  16. Would you rather lose your voice or lose your sight?
  17. Would you rather give up on alcohol or give up your favorite food?
  18. Would you rather live in a room filled with mosquitoes or filled with rodents?
  19. Would you rather eat cat food or eat dog food?
  20. Would you rather live with an abusive father or a meth-head mom?
  21. Would you rather die by hanging or die by being buried alive?
  22. Would you rather beg for money from strangers or steal money from strangers?
  23. Would you rather be an alcoholic or Junkie?
  24. Would you rather call your wife by your ex’s name during your wedding vows or mistakenly play an old sex-tape you made with your ex during the wedding?
  25. Would you rather be robbed of your smartphone or be robbed of your laptop?
  26. Would you rather owe your ex-money or owe a bank money?
  27. Would you rather never hear from your parents again or never hear from your partner again?
  28. Would you rather cut your pet’s head off or shoot yourself in the butt?
  29. Would you rather be bad at arithmetic or bad at sex?
  30. Would you rather eat something that’s uncooked or eat something that’s gone sour?
  31. Would you rather be a porn star or a Gigolo?
  32. Would you rather give up sex for the rest of your life or the internet?
  33. Would rather smother a baby that is crying to save your family from murderers or risk detection?
  34. Would you rather abort a baby with a deformity or let it be born with the deformity?
  35. Would you rather be a cannibal or a serial killer?
  36. Would you rather die at war or come back home without your legs?
  37. Would you rather be imprisoned for twenty years in your country or be exiled for life from the country?
  38. Would you rather cheat or be cheated on?
  39. Would you rather brush your teeth with a rock or watch your ex-girlfriend have sex with your high school bully?
  40. Would you rather sleep naked in a sewer or lie in a tub of vomit?
  41. Would you rather have a million dollars that you cannot spend on yourself or have a million dollars you cannot share with anyone?
  42. Would you rather be burned at a stake or stoned to death?
  43. Would you rather have snakes crawling over your body or spiders crawling over your body
  44. Would you rather 90% of humans were wiped off planet Earth or 90% of animal species were wiped off planet earth?
  45. Would you rather live a long boring life or a short and exciting one?
  46. Would you rather live without music or live without movies?
  47. Would you rather lose all of your money or all sensory functions?
  48. Would you rather lose a parent or a lover?
  49. Would you rather be born without a penis or have a non-functional penis?
  50. Would you rather play dead and allow terrorists kidnap school kids or you will confront in an attempt to allow the children escape?
  51. Would you rather save a drowning girlfriend or a drowning sister?
  52. Would you rather spend your life savings to save a dying friend or keep it and lose your friend?
  53. Would you rather the government had unfettered access to everyone’s private information or have ISIS kill 20 thousand people in a single attack on your country’s capital?
  54. Would you rather wake up in the middle of a war or the midst of wild animals?
  55. Would you rather win a Nobel Prize for Literature or write a New York Times Best Seller?
  56. Would you rather your country opens its borders to fleeing war refugees or close the borders and let them face the risk of dying in their homeland?
  57. Would you rather give up the internet or your beloved pet?
  58. Would you rather be attacked by a Lion or a Cheetah?
  59. Would you rather have bad breathe or crooked teeth?
  60. Would you rather babysit a child who won’t stop screaming or a child who won’t stop breaking things?
  61. Would you rather live underground with rats or in an attic with cockroaches?
  62. Would you rather have three eyes or two noses?
  63. Would you rather be domesticated by aliens or killed by a zombie?

Gross Would You Rather Questions For Guys

FILTHY WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS FOR GUYS

This is probably the foulest category on this list, so only the tough-hearted, wild and adventurous ones would enjoy these questions. This category consists of a wide range of topics that can be perceived as crude or nasty to bring up, so you would probably want to throw this question to a romantic partner or a crush who’s as wild as they get.

The following are Gross and Filthy Would You Rather Questions for Guys:

  1. Would you rather smell your girlfriend’s poop or smell your best friend’s poop?
  2. Would you rather lick your girl’s armpit or lick your girl’s butt crack?
  3. Would you rather swallow a guy’s semen or swallow your girlfriend’s menstrual blood?
  4. Would you rather touch a stranger’s mucus or a stranger’s saliva?
  5. Would you rather eat dog poop or eat cow poop?
  6. Would you rather ejaculate over your dad’s car seat or your baby sister’s bed?
  7. Would you rather taste something you saw on a public bathroom floor or something you pulled out of your Water Closet?
  8. Would you rather drink a jug of pee or a jug of saliva?
  9. Would you rather screw a dog or screw a horse?
  10. Would you rather eat from the dustbin or eat from the cafeteria floor?
  11. Would you rather not shower for a year or not brush for a year?
  12. Would you rather smell like poop or smell like pee?
  13. Would you rather lick a donkey’s ass or an elephant’s ass?
  14. Would you rather have sex with a corpse or a dog?
  15. Would you rather be televised while eating mucus from your nose or while sniffing your butt?
  16. Would you rather discover a dead lizard in your half-eaten sandwich or at the base of your coffee cup?
  17. Would you rather have your fingers pulled off one at a time or your eyes pressed in?
  18. Would you rather have aliens eat your brain or your dick cut off?
  19. Would you rather eat one live cockroach or two dead rats?
  20. Would you rather have boobs like a girl or a really fat stomach?
  21. Would you rather have your ex’s head to keep or your enemy’s head to keep?
  22. Would you rather eat rotten fish or rotten meat?
  23. Would you rather have hot oil poured into your throat or into your anus?
  24. Would you rather be captured by a cannibal or an organ harvester?
  25. Would you rather eat someone’s toenails or eat someone’s armpit hair?
  26. Would you rather be kidnapped by a cannibal or your kid kidnapped by a pedophile?
  27. Would you rather have a pigeon poop on you or a bat scratch your cheeks?
  28. Would you rather lick a toilet seat or lick a used tissue paper?
  29. Would you rather drink blended fish or blended meat?
  30. Would you rather swim in sour milk or swim in vinegar?
  31. Would you rather burp or sneeze in your face?
  32. Would you rather burst someone’s pimples or burst someone’s boils?
  33. Would you rather have diarrhea during your wedding or have diarrhea on your honeymoon?
  34. Would you rather have a boil on your genitals or have a boil on your forehead?
  35. Would you rather have a really tiny dick or have a dick so large it’s noticeable even under clothes?

Do you know any interesting would you rather question for guys we might have missed? Go ahead and drop it in the comment section.

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