300+ Funny Would You Rather Questions

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If you are not familiar with the would you rather questions game, it is an easy to play question game, where participants are to make a choice between two closely related scenarios, so at the end of the day, it all comes down to individual preferences.┬áThe game is also called “the either-or game” or “this or that game”

Would You Rather Questions make great conversation starters but after a while, it could get a bit boring, which is why this article covers only the most comical and ridiculous Would You Rather Questions guaranteed to keep the fun alive from the start to the end!

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Funny Would You Rather Questions

  1. Would you rather have the ugliest house in a beautiful neighborhood or the most beautiful house in an ugly neighborhood?
  2. Would you rather spit on someone’s face every time you talked or have someone spit on your face every time they talk?
  3. Would you rather accidentally drop your phone down a toilet bowl or drop it into a garbage can?
  4. Would you rather have your fingers stuck in a bottle or your wrist stuck in a jar?
  5. Would you rather get so old that you can’t remember your name or get so old that you can’t remember anyone’s name?
  6. Would you rather have popcorn stuck in your nose or stuck in your teeth?
  7. Would you rather talk in your sleep or sing in your sleep?
  8. Would you rather have a weird looking nose or weird looking ears?
  9. Would you rather kiss your dog’s butt or kiss the face of a street dog?
  10. Would you rather bleach your hair and have it come out pink or shave off all your hair?
  11. Would you rather have crooked teeth or yellow teeth?
  12. Would you rather still be bathed for by your mother or by your grandmother?
  13. Would you rather have annoying neighbors or neighbors who you always seem to annoy?
  14. Would you rather wear flip-flops to a meeting or wear a suit to bed?
  15. Would you rather own a car that’s quite ugly but works well or a beautiful car that’s always breaking down?
  16. Would you rather marry a broke celebrity or a rich nobody?
  17. Would you rather burn your breakfast or burn your outfit for the day?
  18. Would you rather fart every two minutes or sit on a toilet seat for two days straight?
  19. Would you rather accidentally upload an embarrassing video of yourself or an embarrassing video of your loved one?
  20. Would you rather meet a werewolf or become a werewolf?
  21. Would you rather own a fire-breathing dragon that would never harm you or a bubble-breathing dragon?
  22. Would you rather have a fat stomach or fat cheeks?
  23. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or with your bare hands?
  24. Would you rather have a hairy armpit or a smelly armpit?
  25. Would you rather go a month without brushing your teeth or go a month without flossing?
  26. Would you rather be immortal or have nine lives?
  27. Would you rather be a lonely genius or an idiot with a lot of friends?
  28. Would you rather have a car that can move on water or move in the air?
  29. Would you rather be a vampire or a vampire hunter?
  30. Would you rather have really short legs or have really long feet?
  31. Would you rather have really weird dreams every single night or never have dreams again?
  32. Would you rather live in a place where it’s always raining or a place where the sun never goes down?
  33. Would you rather get bored easily or get distracted easily?
  34. Would you rather have a dog that’s scared of cats or a dog that behaves like a cat?
  35. Would you rather have a roommate that eats a lot or one that sleeps a lot?
  36. Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?
  37. Would you rather have feathers or have scales?
  38. Would you rather fetch water with a basket or with a spoon?
  39. Would you rather sleep in a doghouse when it’s raining or sleep under the rain?
  40. Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
  41. Would you rather walk funny or talk funny?
  42. Would you rather get famous for doing something stupid or staying unknown all your life?
  43. Would you rather sleep on a cold floor or sleep on a hard floor?
  44. Would you rather not be able to go out in the day time or not be able to go out in the night time?
  45. Would you rather deal with a crying baby or a saucy and spoilt child?
  46. Would you rather meet an alien or move to a new planet?
  47. Would you rather sing for little kids all day or have little kids entertain you with ridiculous singing all day?
  48. Would you rather whisper all the time or shout all the time?
  49. Would you rather have embarrassing parents or parents who claim you embarrass them?
  50. Would you rather fall asleep on a train or fall asleep on a bus?
  51. Would you rather update your Facebook relationship status to single even though you have a partner or find out your partner updated theirs to married even though you’re not married?
  52. Would you rather watch a movie with someone who keeps rewinding or with someone who keeps fast forwarding?
  53. Would you rather talk really fast or talk really slowly?
  54. Would you rather wash your hair with dirty water or not wash your hair for six months?
  55. Would you rather be rich and chubby or be poor and trim?
  56. Would you rather laugh uncontrollably when sad or cry uncontrollably when happy?
  57. Would you rather get in trouble for something you didn’t do or have your friend get in trouble for something you did?
  58. Would you rather swim in a pool of jam or a pool of Nutella?
  59. Would you rather live caged up in a Zoo or free in a forest?
  60. Would you rather sing every time you tried to talk or rap every time you tried to talk?
  61. Would you rather wear your grandmother’s wig or wear your grandfather’s clothes?
  62. Would you rather have to shake hands with everyone you walk past or have to salute everyone you walk past?
  63. Would you rather get a dollar every time someone had good thoughts about you or every time someone had bad thoughts about you?
  64. Would you rather hibernate for 6 months or not get any sleep for 6 months?
  65. Would you rather take terrible selfies of yourself or have friends that always take terrible pictures of you?
  66. Would you rather have to dance every time a song came up or have to sing every time a song came up?
  67. Would you rather wet your pants or sit in a wet chair?
  68. Would you rather kiss a frog or turn into a frog?
  69. Would you rather eat raw meat or eat dead fish?
  70. Would you rather dance around your house in your SpongeBob underwear or naked?
  71. Would you rather wake up to a new life or to new friends?
  72. Would you rather spend your day cleaning the house of an annoying neighbor or cleaning the house of a total stranger?
  73. Would you rather live a disorganized life or live a life that never goes as you plan it?
  74. Would you rather be a broke stand-up comedian or a wealthy clown?
  75. Would you rather get married on the moon or have your honeymoon on the moon?
  76. Would you rather climb up to your crush’s window to serenade them or climb up to their balcony?
  77. Would you rather have a night out with someone goofy or with someone freaky?
  78. Would you rather marry a complete stranger or marry the last person you dated?
  79. Would you rather hop around or moon-walk around?
  80. Would you rather your parents were able to read your thoughts or your crush was able to read your thoughts?
  81. Would you rather like in a spooky house or live in a house beside a cemetery?
  82. Would you rather be a billionaire who’s constantly bothered by Paparazzi or be unknown and live a peaceful life?
  83. Would you rather jump into an ice-cold pool or into a hot tub?
  84. Would you rather be scolded every single day for a month by your mom or by your dad?
  85. Would you rather be a terrible actor or be featured in a movie with terrible actors?
  86. Would you rather wear tight underwear or wear oversized underwear?
  87. Would you rather drink pee that tastes like apple juice or drink apple juice that tastes like juice?
  88. Would you rather live in a five bedroom apartment all alone or live in a one bedroom apartment with five kids?
  89. Would you rather continue with life as it is or start your life all over again?
  90. Would you rather forget your best friend’s birthday or have your best friend forget your birthday?
  91. Would you rather be the only one on planet earth or move to a new planet to live with aliens?
  92. Would you rather be able to speak to animals or be able to hear animals talk to one another?
  93. Would you rather have a friend who talks too much or one who hardly ever says a word?
  94. Would you rather lose at every game you play or stop playing games altogether?
  95. Would you rather look like the opposite gender or talk like the opposite gender?
  96. Would you rather lick your plate clean at a dinner meeting with your boss or at a meeting with your significant other’s parents?
  97. Would you rather be as hairy as a monkey or feed on just bananas like a monkey?
  98. Would you rather drink a bottle of ketchup or drink a bottle of mustard?
  99. Would you rather have a tongue so long it couldn’t fit into your mouth or have no tongue at all?
  100. Would you rather have hair that’s always falling out or be bald?
  101. Would you rather be pushed into a really deep pool or jump into a really deep pool?
  102. Would you rather listen to a boring speech or give a boring speech?
  103. Would you rather have your Instagram account disappear into thin air or have Instagram shut down permanently?
  104. Would you rather have really huge eyes or terrible eye sights?
  105. Would you rather have really hairy palms or really hairy fingers?
  106. Would you rather be overly self-obsessed or be overly obsessed with your crush?
  107. Would you rather be pursued by a dinosaur or by a dragon?
  108. Would you rather lock yourself out of your house or lose your house keys?
  109. Would you rather go dancing with someone who has very weird moves or someone who dances off-beat?
  110. Would you rather live in sunlight forever or live in total darkness forever?
  111. Would you rather have a friend who laughs too loud or a friend whose laugh always sounds too fake?
  112. Would you rather be stuck for hours sorting through clean and dirty clothes or be stuck for hours washing a large pile of clothes?
  113. Would you rather be forced to tell your parents the truth all the time or lie to your parents all the time?
  114. Would you rather find out your child tasted liquid soap or licked a bar soap?
  115. Would you rather be able to walk on water or be able to live underwater?
  116. Would you rather have your toe-nail look bad or have your feet smell bad?
  117. Would you rather have a crab crawl up your leg or crawl around in your hair?
  118. Would you rather wake up to see wrinkles on your face or to see wrinkles on your neck?
  119. Would you rather be caught dancing in front of the mirror or talking to your reflection in the mirror?
  120. Would you rather stick your gum under a table or stick your gum under a chair?
  121. Would you rather have your best friend publish their diary or have your significant other publish their diary?
  122. Would you rather save the world from an alien invasion or from killer robots?
  123. Would you rather go on a blind date set up by your mom or set up by your dad?
  124. Would you rather babysit a child who asks too many questions or a child who gives too much information about questions you never asked?
  125. Would you rather scratch your butt in public or sniff your butt in public?
  126. Would you rather eat so much you felt sick or eat so much you felt pregnant?
  127. Would you rather make a call while on the toilet seat or listen to your mom scold you from the other side while on the toilet seat?
  128. Would you rather wear two different shoes or buy two shoes with one much bigger than the other?
  129. Would you rather share your room with someone dirty or share your bed with someone dirty?
  130. Would you rather have a friend who always begs for food or a friend who always begs for money?
  131. Would you rather be forced to work with really dumb people or with really sluggish people?
  132. Would you rather accidentally ruin your best friend’s wedding or ruin your best friend’s honeymoon?
  133. Would you rather have a friend who’s too picky with the opposite gender or who has no taste and selects the worst of the opposite gender?
  134. Would you rather be with someone who fools around too much or someone who’s always too serious?
  135. Would you rather read a book that’s too boring or a book with terrible grammar?
  136. Would you rather be so hungry that you eat a meal straight out of the oven or eat a meal that’s gone completely cold?
  137. Would you rather steal candy from a baby or steal a toy from a baby?
  138. Would you rather find out you’ve been misspelling a particular word all your life or that you’ve been using a particular phrase wrongly?
  139. Would you rather re-live the funniest day of your life or watch the most embarrassing day of your arch-enemy’s life?
  140. Would you rather be terrible at reading or be terrible at writing?
  141. Would you rather sound funny when you’re sleepy or sound funny when you wake up from sleep?
  142. Would you rather be able to live in a treehouse or be able to live in a human nest?
  143. Would you rather have a superpower that has no usefulness or a superpower you don’t know how to use?
  144. Would you rather forget to pack clean underwear when traveling or forget to pack your footwear?
  145. Would you rather run down a flight of stairs or jump down a flight of stairs?
  146. Would you rather have nosy siblings or nosy parents?
  147. Would you rather wake up to find yourself as the opposite gender or as a different creature entirely?
  148. Would you rather be forced to work till night or to work all night?
  149. Would you rather have a boring job or work at a job you don’t understand?
  150. Would you rather get a false credit alert or get a false debit alert?
  151. Would you rather touch something that looks weird or something that smells weird?
  152. Would you rather clean your teeth with a clean toilet paper or with a slightly dirty baby wipe?
  153. Would you rather forget things too easily or remember irrelevant things all the time?
  154. Would you rather have to eat a really big bowl of food all on your own or eat only one spoon of food?
  155. Would you rather date someone who shouts too often or someone who cries too easily?
  156. Would you rather have a really cute tail or really cute horns?
  157. Would you rather someone drew a mustache on your face while you slept or someone painted your eyebrows while you slept?
  158. Would you rather have dog poop all over you or have goat poop all over you?
  159. Would you rather change a baby’s diapers or dispose a lot of dirty diapers?
  160. Would you rather suddenly gain a lot of weight or suddenly lose a lot of weight?
  161. Would you rather go to a boring concert or go see a boring play?
  162. Would you rather have hair only in the middle of your head or only at the sides?
  163. Would you rather get a tattoo of a unicorn or a tattoo of a fairy?
  164. Would you rather have hair grow on your lips or have hair grow on your tongue?
  165. Would you rather give your partner the silent treatment when upset or give one-word replies?
  166. Would you rather have someone walk in while you’re in the shower or while you’re on the toilet seat?
  167. Would you rather watch a comedy movie with a lot of creepy scenes or a horror movie that’s too ridiculous to be scary?
  168. Would you rather your parents stalked you on the internet or your grandparents stalked you on the internet?
  169. Would you rather babysit for an annoying aunt or babysit for a total stranger?
  170. Would you rather hack your ex’s social media account or hack your significant other’s social media account?
  171. Would you rather have orange hair or have purple hair?
  172. Would you rather eat only fruits for the rest of your life or eat only junk food for the rest of your life?
  173. Would you rather stop aging or start aging faster?
  174. Would you rather have a funny accent or an accent that is obviously very fake?
  175. Would you rather go to school every single day for a year or miss school for an entire year?
  176. Would you rather have older siblings that are very overprotective or older siblings that couldn’t care less about what you do?
  177. Would you rather be kept waiting for hours or keep someone waiting for hours?
  178. Would you rather use baby powder all over your butt or all over your face?
  179. Would you rather wear a tank top outside when it’s snowing really hard or wear a really thick coat on a hot summer afternoon?
  180. Would you rather your favorite food becomes illegal or becomes very expensive to get?
  181. Would you rather follow the same routine every day of your life or perform one crazy stunt everyday?
  182. Would you rather have a friend who’s a liar or a friend who’s a snitch?
  183. Would you rather have the power to make something that’s illegal legal or the power to make something that’s legal illegal?
  184. Would you rather be a shape-shifter or be able to turn yourself invisible?
  185. Would you rather look much younger than your age or look much older?
  186. Would you rather get so little sleep your eyes swell up or that you have red eyes?
  187. Would you rather almost drown in a kiddies pool or in a bathtub?
  188. Would you rather have all the characters in your favorite Netflix show changed or have the show scrapped all of a sudden?
  189. Would you rather have to wear wet shoes or wear tight shoes?
  190. Would you rather be really ticklish or have a partner who’s really ticklish?
  191. Would you rather have a pet that talks or a pet that’s a great listener?
  192. Would you rather have a small car or a small house?
  193. Would you rather live in a cave or live on a mountain?
  194. Would you rather have to take a ride in a crowdy train or in a noisy train?
  195. Would you rather go out with a child who’s scared of escalators or a child who’s scared of elevators?
  196. Would you rather eat your neighbor’s pet chicken or not eat chicken for a year?
  197. Would you rather have a pet monkey or pet gorilla?
  198. Would you rather have a twin that people confuse you for or a twin that looks nothing like you?
  199. Would you rather have a friend who looks very weak but is quite strong or have a friend who’s very strong but looks weak?
  200. Would you rather have a mom who nags a lot or a significant other who nags a lot?
  201. Would you rather date someone hot but crazy or someone ugly but sensible?
  202. Would you rather your crush lied to you that they’re single or lied to you that they’re in a relationship?
  203. Would you rather ditch your friends for your significant other or ditch your significant other for your friends?
  204. Would you rather have someone accidentally trip over your leg or have someone accidentally fall into your lap?
  205. Would you rather have a friend who’s very blunt with their words or a friend who tells a lot of white lies?
  206. Would you rather be forced to go for a lunch meeting with an ex who cheated on you or with an ex you cheated on?
  207. Would you rather be with someone who’s scared of sleeping in the dark at night or who’s scared of being the only one in a room at night?
  208. Would you rather lose half your hair or dye half of your hair a different color?
  209. Would you rather punch someone in the guts or kick someone in the guts?
  210. Would you rather have really long fingers or have really bony fingers?
  211. Would you rather be chased by an angry dog or be chased by an angry chicken?
  212. Would you rather crawl up a stairs or crawl down a flight of stairs?
  213. Would you rather walk in the rain with an umbrella that’s too small for you or with an umbrella with holes in it?
  214. Would you rather lick your belly button or have someone else lick your belly button?
  215. Would you rather share your lunch with someone who smells weird or someone who acts weird?
  216. Would you rather have a dog lick your hand or lick your face?
  217. Would you rather be able to swap and get a new family or get a new bunch of friends?
  218. Would you rather lick your plate clean after eating or suck your spoon clean?
  219. Would you rather blow your nose into a friend’s handkerchief or into a friend’s face towel?
  220. Would you rather fart every time you laughed too hard or pee on yourself every time you laughed too hard?
  221. Would you rather meet a zombie or meet a mummy?
  222. Would you rather have a really short middle finger or have a really long pinky finger?
  223. Would you rather have lipstick stains all over your bathroom mirror or all over your bathroom walls?
  224. Would you rather roll down a hill or run down a hill?
  225. Would you rather get into a bouncing castle at a kiddies party or play on a swing?
  226. Would you rather have plastic surgery for your nose go wrong or plastic surgery for your lips go wrong?
  227. Would you rather go to work with a teddy bear or with a plastic doll?
  228. Would you rather have teeth only on your upper gum or have teeth only on your lower gum?
  229. Would you rather be with someone who sweats a lot when they walk for a bit or someone who starts to pant when they walk for a bit?
  230. Would you rather have eyes at the back of your head or a head that can rotate 360 degrees?
  231. Would you rather babysit for a child who chews their nails or a child who sucks their thumb?
  232. Would you rather kill a dozen flying cockroaches or evacuate your room for a week?
  233. Would you rather punch your own face when upset with yourself or slap your own face?
  234. Would you rather hug a troll or hi-five a troll?
  235. Would you rather steal loose change from your mom or from your sibling?
  236. Would you rather be able to read minds or be able to manipulate minds?
  237. Would you rather be given the eyes of a cat or be given the eyes of an owl?
  238. Would you rather be able to understand all the human languages of the world or be able to understand all the animal languages of the world?
  239. Would you rather be able to cry tears made of gold or tears made of ice-cream?
  240. Would you rather be the smartest in a room full of dummies or the boldest in a room full of weaklings?
  241. Would you rather live the life of someone else for a day or live outside your body for a day to observe your own life?
  242. Would you rather be able to climb walls or jump from one wall to another?
  243. Would you rather be able to move people around with your mind or move objects around with your mind?
  244. Would you rather be able to see through people’s hearts or be able to see through people’s clothes?
  245. Would you rather be accused of stealing a piece of gum or be accused of stealing a piece of candy?
  246. Would you rather be stuck in a room with a cranky old man or a hyper young kid?
  247. Would you rather have a bucket of cold water dumped over your head or have ice blocks stuffed into your shirt?
  248. Would you rather throw up on your date at a restaurant or throw up on the owner of the restaurant?
  249. Would you rather annoy a skunk in a forest or annoy a bear in a forest?

250 . Would you rather scrap off the hair on your head with a blade or with a shaving stick?

  1. Would you rather have to change your clothes five times a day or wear the same outfit five times in a row?
  2. Would you rather burp after every spoon of food you eat or drink a full glass of water after every spoon of food you eat?
  3. Would you rather fall asleep in a bathtub or in a hot tub?
  4. Would you rather get so drunk you have to deal with a headache for 24 hours straight or you have to deal with vomiting for an entire day?
  5. Would you rather use the bathroom at your in-law’s place and have it clogged afterward or use a public bathroom?
  6. Would you rather eat half cooked chicken or eat half burnt chicken?
  7. Would you rather have a pet rat that chases any cat he sees or have a pet cat that’s scared of rats?
  8. Would you rather dress an adult to look like a child or dress up a child to look like an adult?
  9. Would you rather be forced to wear a smile all day long no matter what happens or be forced to wear a frown all day long no matter what happens?
  10. Would you rather take selfies with a dwarf or with a giant?
  11. Would you rather participate in an eating competition or in a drinking competition?
  12. Would you rather have a very pleasant experience with someone you used to detest from afar or have a very awful experience with someone you used to adore from afar?
  13. Would you rather be forced to donate your phone or have your phone stolen?
  14. Would you rather sleep in a hotel room that has a lot of bedbugs or a lot of mosquitoes?
  15. Would you rather wear really expensive shoes but get blisters from them or wear cheap and plain looking sandals?
  16. Would you rather embarrass yourself at an office party or at a children’s party?
  17. Would you rather be in love with your partner and someone else at the same time or have your partner confess that they’re in love with you and someone else at the same time?
  18. Would you rather be mistaken for someone rich or be mistaken for someone famous?
  19. Would you rather cook fantastic meals but be unable to eat them or cook terrible meals and eat them alone?
  20. Would you rather spy on your significant other or pay someone to spy on your significant other for you?
  21. Would you rather someone tickled your feet with a feather while you slept or tickled your face with a feather while you slept?
  22. Would you rather date someone who acts like a child or someone who looks like a child?
  23. Would you rather be unable to smell anything for a week or be unable to taste anything for a week?
  24. Would you rather go for a really tough exam without studying or study for a really tough exam and have it canceled?
  25. Would you rather have claws or have fangs?
  26. Would you rather have a big hole at the back of your pants or have a big hole at the front of your pants?
  27. Would you rather have been born in the olden days or be born much later in the future?
  28. Would you rather go on a vacation with an attention seeker or with someone who’s antisocial?
  29. Would you rather go to a dance with someone you don’t like or with someone who doesn’t like you?
  30. Would you rather your mom drives you around all the time or you drive your mom around all the time?
  31. Would you rather have a neighbor that throws all night parties or a neighbor that throws parties in the day?
  32. Would you rather listen to a debate that goes on for hours or listen to a speech that goes on for hours?
  33. Would you rather have hair that’s too thick to be combed or hair that’s always all over your face?
  34. Would you rather have an attractive stranger buy you a drink or buy an attractive stranger a drink?
  35. Would you rather get a black eye from getting into a fight or from trying to separate a fight?
  36. Would you rather be a confident dummy or a doubtful genius?
  37. Would you rather send out an application letter without including your CV or without including your contact details?
  38. Would you rather get to the airport really late and miss your flight or get to the airport just in time but realize you left your ticket at home?
  39. Would you rather have a younger sibling that looks older than you or an older sibling that looks younger than you?
  40. Would you rather have all the food go missing on your wedding day or have all the drinks go missing on your wedding day?
  41. Would you rather eat a lot while on a road trip but get an upset stomach or stay hungry for hours while on a road trip?
  42. Would you rather yell at an old lady or have a young child yell at you?
  43. Would you rather ride a bull or be pursued by a bull?
  44. Would you rather publish your diary as a book or turn your diary into a movie?
  45. Would you rather have your parents check your browser history or check your social media accounts?
  46. Would you rather have a visitor come around late at night or have a visitor that refuses to leave?
  47. Would you rather be stranded on an island or be stranded on a boat?
  48. Would you rather sit around gossiping all day or have people sit around gossiping about you all day?
  49. Would you rather be able to take back your words or be able to undo your actions?
  50. Would you rather come across a pink Zebra or a Zebra that walks on just two legs?
  51. Would you rather date someone who can’t take a joke or someone who never understands the joke?

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