Do you need a list of fun and exciting would you rather questions for your crush?
One of the unexplained wonders of the world is how the brain betrays us when it’s time to talk to a crush.
You start feeling flustered, your heart starts to beat faster, and you get sweaty. So, how on earth can you maintain a meaningful conversation in this state?
I have a simple solution for you – rather than asking the boring old questions, ask your crush to play the would you rather questions game with you.
Playing the would you rather questions game with your crush is a non-intimidating way of discovering so much more about that person.
So the next time you’re desperately trying to save the conversation, here are some of the most interesting would you rather questions to ask your crush.
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Clean Would You Rather Questions for Your Crush
These questions cover everyday experiences that reveal our true personalities through different scenarios.
Here is a list of harmless and clean would you rather questions to ask your crush:
- Would you rather take a bus around or take a train?
- Would you rather work all day or work all night?
- Would you rather live alone or with your best friend?
- Would you rather date someone with good manners or a great dress sense?
- Would you rather eat home-cooked meals or fast food?
- Would you rather have work from home or the office?
- Would you rather live somewhere quiet or somewhere lively?
- Would you rather buy a house or build it from the ground up?
- Would you rather work in a group or work independently?
- Would you rather live alone in a big house or a crowded small home?
- Would you rather watch a romantic movie or an action movie?
- Would you rather use a shower or use a hot tub?
- Would you rather go on a lunch date or a dinner date?
- Would you rather sleep in on a Saturday or go out?
- Would you rather eat something sweet or eat something spicy?
- Would you rather live somewhere hot or live somewhere cold?
- Would you rather participate in sports or watch sports?
- Would you rather have an extroverted friend or an introverted friend?
- Would you rather have a pet parrot or a pet dove?
- Would you rather have visitors over or visit someone?
- Would you rather cook dinner or do the dishes after dinner?
- Would you rather spend the entire day scrolling through Instagram or Twitter?
- Would you rather eat chips with ketchup or eat chips with mustard?
- Would you rather drink hot chocolate or a cold sundae?
- Would you rather study abroad or work abroad?
- Would you rather have brilliant friends or gorgeous friends?
- Would you rather listen to Jazz or Reggae?
- Would you rather be an only child or have lots of siblings?
- Would you rather read a fiction book or a nonfiction book?
- Would you rather use glasses or get contacts?
- Would you rather have wealthy parents or famous parents?
- Would you rather be a fashion designer or a fashion model?
- Would you rather eat peppery food or eat tasteless food?
- Would you rather have a big smile or an infectious laugh?
- Would you rather have a nosy partner or a noisy partner?
- Would you rather date someone who is super-shy or super-loud?
- Would you rather forget your reading glasses at home or at work?
- Would you rather have the ugliest house in a beautiful neighborhood or the most beautiful place in an unsightly area?
- Would you rather eat cold food or eat food when it’s really hot?
- Would you rather rewatch a movie with your partner or leave them to it?
- Would you rather have a foreign object in your ear or eye?
- Would you rather have noisy neighbors or petty neighbors?
- Would you rather have to dance or sing along to a song?
- Would you rather have a night out with someone goofy or freaky?
- Would you rather have a terrible sore throat or cough?
- Would you rather have tummy aches or backaches?
- Would you rather argue with someone confidently and afterward find out you were wrong or be right but be too shy to state your points in an argument?
- Would you rather join in on a food fight or clean up a food fight?
- Would you rather wear a faded or a rumpled outfit?
- Would you rather have brown teeth or have a smelly mouth?
Funny Would You Rather Questions for Your Crush
Here is a list of funny would you rather questions for your crush:
- Would you rather snore while you sleep or talk while you sleep?
- Would you rather be caught singing in the shower or having a conversation with yourself?
- Would you rather be chased by a group of cats or a group of dogs?
- Would you rather have a massive zit on your forehead or your nose?
- Would you rather date a terrible singer or a terrible dancer?
- Would you rather spill food on your shirt or spill food on a stranger’s shirt?
- Would you rather be mistaken for someone else or mistake a stranger for someone else?
- Would you rather forget someone’s name or call someone by the wrong name?
- Would you rather fall off a stage during a drama or dance performance?
- Would you rather forget your lines when singing or when giving a speech?
- After pooping, would you rather discover there is no tissue paper or water to flush?
- Would you rather wear your significant other’s underwear or go out with no underwear?
- Would you rather wake up to a twenty-year older version of yourself or a twenty-year younger version of your significant other?
- Would you rather fart in an elevator with your friends or coworkers?
- Would you rather your partner wake up with a squeaky voice or without your voice?
- Would you rather have a very naughty partner or a boring partner?
- Would you rather have a partner who throws a tantrum or a partner who cries inconsolably when upset?
- Would you rather be with someone who snores loudly or farts in their sleep?
- Would you rather your partner lose all their teeth or hair on their body?
- Would you rather have a water fight or food fight with your partner?
- Would you rather live like a dog or a cat for a day?
- Would you rather live in a haunted house for a week or go to jail for a month?
- Would you rather accidentally drop your phone down a toilet bowl or drop it in a puddle of vomit?
- Would you rather have a ring stuck on your finger, or your wrist stuck in a jar?
- Would you rather have a weird-looking nose or ears?
- Would you rather bleach or shave your hair?
- Would you rather have crooked teeth or a crooked nose?
- Would you rather wear flip-flops or crocs to a wedding?
- Would you rather fart or puke every time you laugh?
- Would you rather accidentally upload an embarrassing video of yourself or a video of your partner?
- If your partner became a vampire, would you rather they stay human or become a vampire?
- Would you rather have a smelly armpit or mouth?
- Would you rather have a partner with the power of immortality or invisibility?
- Would you rather be with a partner that gets bored quickly or is easily distracted?
- Would you rather have a roommate that eats a lot or sleeps a lot?
- Would you rather have feathers or have scales?
- Would you rather empty a bucket of water with a teaspoon or a sieve?
- Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
- Would you rather not be able to go out during the day or at night?
- Would you rather deal with a crying baby or a baby with diarrhea?
- Would you rather whisper or shout all the time?
- Would you rather miss your train stop or miss your connecting flight?
- Would you rather swim in a pool of jam or Nutella?
- Would you rather lose a dollar every time you hear a swear word or have a dirty thought?
- Would you rather wet your pants or sit in a wet chair?
- Would you rather kiss a frog or turn into a frog?
- Would you rather eat raw meat or eat dead fish?
- Would you rather be a stand-up comedian or a Live Statue street performer?
- Would you rather have a horn or a tail?
- Would you rather give yourself a haircut or allow a novice cut your hair?
Hard Would You Rather Questions for Your Crush
Some of the toughest questions on this list have been compiled into this category so it might take some more time to give answers here, but this category does great at revealing how best one can make rational choices even in the most difficult of situations.
The following are hard would you rather questions to ask your crush:
- Would you rather your partner take a vow of celibacy or silence?
- Would you rather be wrongly held in jail or a mental facility?
- Would you rather get lost on a journey or lose your luggage on a journey?
- Would you rather be kicked out of your house by your landlord or by your lover?
- Would you rather be really thirsty or be really hungry?
- Would you rather work at something that consumes a lot of time or work at something that’s difficult to understand?
- Would you rather lose your job that pays really well or lose all your life savings?
- Would you rather date someone who’s always angry or someone who’s always negative?
- Would you rather confess to infidelity to your lover or catch your lover cheating?
- Would you rather have a friend who drinks too much or a lover who drinks too much?
- Would you rather dance like a lunatic in front of your family or on the internet?
- Would you rather have a quick-tempered friend or a toxic friend?
- Would you rather have something stuck in between your teeth or forget to brush your teeth?
- Would you rather fart on a public bus or while walking through a crowded street?
- Would you rather have a funny-sounding or hard-to-pronounce name?
- Would you rather find a spider in your shirt pocket or find a spider in your shoe?
- Would you rather be completely bald or have hair grow only at the center of your head?
- Would you rather wear a specific t-shirt or specific pants every day of your life?
- Would you rather share your bed with someone who takes up a lot of space or someone who rolls in bed a lot?
- Would you rather have really bushy eyebrows or no eyebrows?
- Would you rather be dragged by your hands or by your legs?
- Would you rather wake up with a new body or with memories that aren’t yours?
- Would you be locked in a dirty public toilet or a morgue?
- Would you rather sit on your reading glasses accidentally or sit on your contact lenses accidentally?
- Would you rather be late all the time or be too early all the time?
- Would you rather be late for your own wedding or not be able to find your outfit on your wedding day?
- Would you rather be betrayed by your best friend or be betrayed by a lover?
- Would you rather sleep in a really stuffy room or sleep in a really cold room?
- Would you rather stay on a dying planet or take your chance on a new unprobed planet?
- Would you rather be a vampire or a ghost?
Gross Would You Rather Questions for Your Crush
This category might seem a bit off-putting to some people so it’s really important to be sure that your crush is one who has a healthy sense of humor, a tough skin, and a playful nature before quizzing them with these questions.
The following are gross would you rather questions for your crush:
- Would you rather eat rotten fruits or stale food?
- Would you rather find hair in your food or cook for someone and have them find hair in the food?
- Would you rather not shower for a week or shower with dirty water?
- Would you rather clean up baby poop or baby vomit?
- Would you rather clean your running nose with your hands or with your shirt?
- Would you rather bury your nose into a stranger’s armpit or lick your own armpit?
- Would you rather pull out a stranger’s nose hair or armpit hair with your teeth?
- Would you rather swim across a dirty river or walk down a muddy road?
- Would you rather eat food that already has worms in it or food that already has molds growing out of it?
- Would you rather clean up someone’s menstruation blood or someone’s genital discharge?
- Would you rather have ringworms or have really bad eczema?
- Would you rather cook in a filthy kitchen or cook using filthy pots?
- Would you rather have dirty-looking nails or nails that are brown and infected with fungus?
- Would you rather shave your armpit hair in public or never be able to shave your armpit hair?
- Would you rather have a really dusty apartment or a really smelly apartment?
- Would you rather share your bathroom with someone who has diarrhea or with someone who’s simply too dirty and never flushes?
- Would you rather have to clean a toilet seat with your hands or pull out a live rat from the tub?
- Would you rather chew a bug or accidentally swallow a bug and feel it in your throat?
- Would you rather cuddle up with a stray dog with a lot of lice on it or a stray dog with a lot of scabs?
- Would you rather find a dead lizard or a dead rat at the bottom of your dark coffee?
- Would you rather have a lover who can’t keep a secret or a lover who can’t tell a lie?
Now you have a huge list of Would You Rather Questions to ask your crush.
If you have any other fun would you rather questions you can ask a crush, let’s hear them in the comments section!
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